Add to the story!

K guys, add one moderate-length line to the story. No nonsenical things, eg. "Tim bought a cat. The moon exploded and hit the cat. The cat transformed and summoned Yugioh." Gogogo.


It was a normal, sunny day in LA.

A man was walking down the street.

There was a banana in the street.

He noticed the banana was unpeeled and looked relatively fresh, even though it had been on the ground.

So he threw it back on the ground; that way a random homeless person would have a feast tonight.

but something was very different about this particularity banana

Instead of the normal yellow color, this banana was surprisingly pink.

Then all of a sudden the banana jumped onto his face.

He began to scream, and a nearby person noticed him.

The person decided that this was unacceptable and called the cops.

While being eaten, the banana screamed like a pig.

Eventually, the banana was gone and the man made it to Playboy Mansion.

Once the banana arrived, he impressed the Playboy Bunnies by singing the Nannerpuss song from the Denny's Superbowl commurcial.

But then Hef got jealous and begin to beat him up with his cane.

-Necro posts-